Yesterday I posted an email titled:

“Rap battle: MC GPT vs. Tim Schreiber?!”

If you haven't read it…

What the fuck are you doing?!

Go read it right now.

(You can read it here)

But if you have indeed read it… you’ll know that I destroyed the living shit out of MC GPT.

In fact…

I destroyed that robot-lookin’ wanna-be G so badly that I didn’t even say a WORD. 

…And still won.

It’s safe to say: I’m a much better freestyle ra—

“CAAAAAP!”

Wha…?!

How dare you interrupt my speech?

“You didn't win this!
You dropped your mic! You were SCARED!!”

Excuse me?

Have you even seen the battle?

You have?

“Yes. And you f*cking lost. Big time!”

Ahh c’mon!

You don’t have to ruin the fun.

Well, some cunning readers of this newsletter called me out yesterday.

Claiming I somehow lost my epic duel against MC GPT. 😒

And to that I say…

You're right. 😔

I’ll admit… I was a little scared.

I mean after all… MC GPT had 1000s of rap battles under its belt.

And it was my first one!

But what can I say…

I lost.

In a soul-crushing defeat.
😢😢😢

But look…

The point still stands.

A LOT of you took the time out of your day to reply to this email.

(Thank you for that btw)

Which proves…

Entertainment & storytelling is the best
way to build an engaged audience.

Why?

It's bloody memorable.

I can almost guarantee you don't remember 99% of the posts/emails you read yesterday.

But if you took the time to actually read mine…

It's hard to forget.

And what happens when something is hard to forget?

You think about it. Over and over… aaaand over.

Which leads to…

Me taking up part of your mental real estate.

I’ve brainwashed you.
(kinda…)

See, my young Padawan… this is the REAL secret behind building an “addictive brand.”

It's entertainment.

It's showmanship.

(Mixed with a little bit of actionable guidance).

If you want to learn how to become a “profitable entertainer” - as I like to call it.

My Mastermind will help you.

This is where I teach you and 4 others how to build your very own stand-out brand (and scale it to $3k/mo)…

So you can attract clients with funky stories like mine. (Trust me… they’re super fun to write).

Unlike other programs…

I'll actually teach you the evergreen skillset of writing entertaining content that sells (no templated BS).

Want the full details?

Reply with “mastermind” and I’ll send them to you.

Cheers,

Tim <3

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