Are you READEEYYY?

Please welcome to the stage…

The infamous…

The feared…

The notoriouuuus…

MC G-P-Teeee!!!

“Ladieeees and gentlemeeen… please make some noiiiiise!!”

A humanoid robot steps out onto the stage, holding up its hands in glory.

Instantly… loud boo-ing erupts from the crowd.

“Boooo! You’ll never be a real Gangsta, cuh! We know you’s a snitch!”

The commentator swiftly interrupts the battle cries.

Today’s challenger… 

The new kid on the block.

They call him … The Cut-the-Crap Creator … known for his no-BS, straight-to-the-point style … NOT afraid to call out even the toughest opponents by name.

Please welcome…

Tim Shree—

“How the f*ck is your name pronounced again?” asks the commentator.

“It’s Schreiber… like Shraiber.” replies a visually annoyed Tim Schreiber.

Gotcha.

Please welcome…

Tim Shrah—

“My GOD!” shouts a fuming Tim and violently snatches the microphone from the commentator’s hands.

It’s Tim - f*cking - Schreiber, you bastards!

Roaring applause erupts from the crowd.

The arena is in FLAMES!!

The drums are banging. The women are screaming, throwing their bras up on the stage. The men are cheering in awe.

My God, have you EVER seen an atmosphere like this before?

And then—

The Battle Begins…

MC GPT picks up its mic and starts spitting BARS:

“Yo, it's ChatGPT, the AI on the mic, Spitting truth and knowledge, copywriting’s in my sight, From headlines to punchlines, I master every word, Like a samurai with syntax, my prowess is unheard.”

…

…

Crickets.

The arena is dead silent.

When - all of a sudden - someone starts
bursting out into laughter.

The ENTIRE arena follows.

The walls are shaking.

“What an absolute whacko!”

“Getcho ass outta here boi hahaha!”

“You ain’t ever gonna be respected in the hood, cuh!”

Everyone’s laughing… 

Except for Tim.

He’s dialed.

Getting ready to destroy the living shit out of the mighty, but currently unenviable MC GPT.

Tim puts his index finger to his lips, signaling the crowd to be quiet.

He lifts his mic to his mouth…

The crowd is sitting on the edge of their seats, getting ready for Tim to drop BOMBS.

The tension rises.

“What’s he gonna do?!”

And then… the unthinkable happens—

Tim simply… drops his mic?!

What?!?

The crowd is startled.

Nobody knows what’s happening.

Except for (obviously)... Tim.

“Listen,” he exclaims “I’ve already destroyed this robot-lookin’ wannabe G.”

Confusion.

How? 

How have you destroyed it already? You didn’t even say anything!

“Well, I have…” a smirk appears on Tim’s face. “In fact… I have said EVERYTHING you needed to hear.”

Still, no one gets it.

“It was me!” 

…he shouts.

“I have done it! I have written this ENTIRE email! Muhahaha.”

And the crowd realizes…

Nothing they’ve just seen is real — not even them.

They are simply a figment of Tim’s (spooky) imagination!

One after the other, they start to fade.

Until…

It’s only Tim left on the stage.

“If this wasn’t proof enough that AI can’t replace a GOOD human copywriter… I don’t know what is.”

Because one thing AI will never replace?

Personality.

See, I agree.

Most copywriters will be replaced by AI soon.

But only because… they are BORING.

If you want to hold your own against MC GPT, you need to abuse your strengths.

Your weirdness.

And that’s exactly what I’ll teach you as part of my Mastermind Program.

See, unlike other coaches… 

I won’t only teach you how to land clients in the short term…

I’ll teach you how to build an IRREPLACEABLE brand + skillset so you can hold your own against MC GPT. Forever.

Because guess what?

Your “templated story frameworks” that everyone on X appears to gurgle out nowadays… can’t compete against ChatGPT 4o (I’ve tested it).

But stories like the one you’ve just read?

Irreplaceable.

And thus… future-proof.

As far as I’ve seen… NO OTHER program will teach you this.

They’ll simply give you their boring templates and tell you to flex your wins.

I can tell you that for free.

I’m different.

I’ll teach you how to actually build a Premium Brand people respect (careful: this doesn’t correlate with follower count).

So if you want the full details…

And want to build an irreplaceable brand (and scale it to $3k/mo in 90 days)...

Reply with “BAR” and I’ll send them to you.

Talk soon,

Tim <3

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