Yesterday, I was cruising on my bicycle…

Out of nowhere, a cheeky little thought popped into my brain:

“What on earth will my next
email be about?”

Will I write about offers… again?

No, I already did that last week.

Maybe I should talk about copywriting?

I seem to do that in every email, don’t I?

Or, maybe…

I should just flex the crazy giveaway I’ve just had and all the calls I booked… and then use that as urgency to make a HARD sell for my mastermind!

Hmm… 

“None of this feels right”, I thought.

I looked around and tried to clear my mind. 

I soaked in the sunlight & the smell of the vineyards I was riding in. But the thought just wouldn’t let me go.

When… all of a sudden—

WHAM!

I dove, head first, into a puddle of mud.

Urghh…

“Wtf was that?”

I spun around in confusion.

Luckily - being the responsible citizen I am - I wore a helmet. Otherwise, my (copywriting-infested) brain would have probably been part of the mud.

“Shiii that was close!”

I didn’t even know what hit me!

And then… I saw it!

A ROCK!

(Duh. What did you expect?)

I’d tripped over a fucking rock! All because I couldn’t stop thinking about what to write for YOU.

Now… this is a weird story.

I know.

But I’m telling you this for a reason.

The fact that I literally did a head-dive into a dirty puddle of mud...

Gave me something to write about!

🤯🤯🤯

Mindblowing! I know.

So here’s my cheeky lesson for you:

Whenever you’re desperately looking for ideas, but just can’t seem to find any…

Crashland your bicycle into a pond of dirty clay!

Wait, no…

I don’t think that was it.

What was I gonna teach you again?

Oh yeah… I remember:

Write about YOUR life.

See, I’ve hypnotized you into reading a completely IRRELEVANT story about my life.

Why the fuck are you even still reading?

Well, I’ll tell you why:

I’ve made you care.

And because of that… you trust me more.

Now, you probably don’t trust me enough to the point where I can make an aggressive sales pitch.

BUT…

I’m gonna do it anyway 😛

You heard me right!

Want to scale your brand to $3,000/month in…

“OH, SHUT UP!”

Woah! 

Slow there buddy.

You didn’t have to scream at me!

But fair enough.

I’ll leave the pitching for another day. 😒 

(Maybe tomorrow 👀)

For now… I’ll leave you with this lesson:

Write about your personal life.

Look, I love doing autistic breakdowns of how to create an offer, grow your brand, write effective copy, etc…

But I’ve realized this:

People don’t care. They honestly don’t give a shit.

I’ve spent countless hours crafting the perfect value post, and guess what it amounted to?

Nothing. :(

(Can you see how devastated I am?!)

Whenever I post completely RANDOM stories (like me crashlanding in a puddle) I’ve gotten much better responses.

Now, that’s NOT to say that I won’t do autistic breakdowns in the future.

As I said… I LOVE them.

But I am going to balance it out with some random life outtakes. (like this one).

Talk to you soon, 

Tim <3

P.S. Tell me, mate…

Did you like this email? Or did you fucking despise it?

Either way…

Please let me know by responding to this email. (Takes you literally 2 seconds… so please… (please)… do it).

P.P.S. In case you DO like to be pitched on my mastermind (I know some of you dirty mf’s enjoy that shit 😏)...

Reply with “master” and I’ll do the deed.

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