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AND THE WINNER IIIIS...
The results are in!
Yesterday, I hosted the email battle of the century.
Two subject lines. One winner. A fight for inbox dominance.
In the red corner: “Low Open Rates?” – the pain-driven, generic, yet undefeated heavyweight.
In the blue corner: “BOOOORING 🥱” – the wild-card underdog, here to dethrone the boring templated approach.
So … who took the crown?
After one hour, it came down to a SINGLE PERCENTAGE POINT.
“BOOOORING 🥱” – 30.17% open rate
“Low Open Rates?” – 29.06% open rate
So yeah … the eccentric, personality-driven subject line won. But only by the slimmest of margins.
Honestly?
I’m confused.
I thought “BOOOORING” would wipe the floor with the generic subject line.
But here we are.
Maybe it’s because I only ran the test for an hour? (The open rate later climbed to a solid 47.25%)
Maybe “Low Open Rates?” was better than I gave it credit for?
Or maybe…
Subject lines don’t matter as much as we think.
There’s a general rule in marketing: The sender name matters more than the subject line.
And I agree.
But here’s the deal:
Just because your reputation carries weight doesn’t mean you can slack on subject lines.
Glenn Speakman made a great point on my podcast:
When your name is competing with Dan Koe, Ben Settle, Daniel Throssell, or Kieran Drew in your reader’s inbox…
Your subject lines better be on-fucking-point.
That’s exactly why I put together my Subject Line Treasure Trove – a collection of my 45 best-performing subject lines that have pulled in open rates of 50%+.
A few months back, I launched it in a giveaway.
And now?
I’m doing something even better.
This new giveaway is unlike anything I’ve ever done before.
It’s not a dusty swipe file
It’s not a boring Notion template
It’s not some half-assed Google Doc
This one’s different.
This is REAL-WORLD knowledge – “street wisdum” as the kids might call it.
You’ll see exactly what I mean tomorrow when I launch it on Twitter.
Stay tuned.
Tim <3
P.S. Which subject line did YOU like better?
Personally? I’m always rooting for the personality-driven, entertaining subject lines.
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